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stfusluht:

are you a farmer because you know how to raise cock

gusmen:

“i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day in the internet

lynzave:

today these kids were talking and being really rude during a test so I finally fulfilled my dream of telling them off by yelling “I AM FAILING THIS CLASS AND YOU DILDOS AREN’T HELPING MY SITUATION, LET ME TAKE MY TEST” and it went dead silent for like two seconds and one person snickered and the teacher said “don’t you dare laugh, she’s absolutely right”

I’ve never had a school official back me up after calling someone a dildo.

luckydreaming:

my anaconda don’t…

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my anaconda don’t…

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My anaconda dont’ want none unless you got buns hun

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aquilaofarkham:

there are characters that you love and would protect them from harm at all costs

and then there are characters that you love but still wouldn’t hesitate to throw them overboard a ship

risarei:

finishing a series but still being attached to the story and its characters

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